eat-exercise-love:
mattbellamysfolds: i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me wow. I’ve never seen a more accurate post in my life
mattbellamysfolds:
i have two moods: fuck you and fuck me
wow. I’ve never seen a more accurate post in my life
h0odrich:
It’s not called cheating its called I need to pass this fuckin class
m-oonblaze:
everyone’s getting into relationships and you know what im getting? some more food brb
quadeyquade:
mangoblood: am i in love or am i horny my everyday battle.
mangoblood:
am i in love or am i horny
my everyday battle.
unicornmunch:
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you: hug go on walks while holding hands smile kiss cuddle have cute little dates have movie nights take adorable pictures go new places try new things fall in love brutally fuck you look at the stars do everything i was ever scared to do alone.
here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:
pizzattack:
the only thigh gap i care about is the one you get when i spread your legs
satans-fabulous-blog:
morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
morphingly:
brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
brightredkettle:
are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes
with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks
That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
justwatchthesunrise:
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life literally
Like you can boss me around in sexual situations but you better not try to tell me what to do in regular life
literally
