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Anonymous: This is gonna sound so stupid but what is a fuckboy? lol

rememberingsuunday:

fuckboy symptoms:

  • timothy over here askin’ for nudes when all u did was say hello
  • connor who won’t calm down with his axe spray tryna infect ya lungs
  • colin adding #420 to his bio when he smoked weed one time
  • gregory mad cause u didn’t blow him after the first date

how to spot a fuckboy:

  • white nike tube socks with his adidas sandals
  • he wants to play 20 questions (!!!!!!!!! do not play !!!!!!!!!!! especially if there’s a “;)” involved)
  • relies on his mom but doesn’t respect women
  • looks like he just read one of jaden smith’s tweets in all of his selfies
  • can’t find the clitoris

fuckboys come in all shapes and sizes and results may vary but when he a fuckboy…he a fuckboy…and u will know

hairspraysuppository:

i naturally look mean but it keeps the weak people away

Dear dumb ass,

Don’t bring your new bitch to my territory. You know I’m going to be there, arnt you trying to move on? Or cause a problem?
Sincerely,
I will kill a bitch

You said you were in love with me but you didn’t even know me.
"By the way he
touched me, I
knew it would
hurt when he
left me."
-i was right, Emma Bleker (via stolenwine)

harryinadress:

how is “slut” even an insult wtf get that dick grl

To: You

Everything I did was for a reason. I’m a poison to you and do nothing but bring you down. You are better off without me. I will forever be here for you in anytime of need and I will forever love you.
Sincerely,
Me

"Please don’t expect me to always be good and kind and loving. There are times when I will be cold and thoughtless and hard to understand."
-Sylvia Plath (via soulsscrawl)